Taserhead

Astounding. Also via Andrew Sullivan,... introducing the Taser MPH, a taser and iPod all in one.

The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam -- a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim...

"It's fashion, with a bite," said Taser International spokesman Stephen Tuttle.

You got entertainment in my torture! No, you got torture in my entertainment!