But for now I post from somewhere else, the site Chase me ladies, I'm in the Calvalry, who writes,
CONTINUED EXISTENCE OF AUSTRALIANS DIFFICULT TO JUSTIFYI would only add to this that there's a serious obsession with the penis of one Lleyton Hewitt who is, himself, a penis.
Many of my Venezuelan students were learning English to emigrate to Australia. (To fly from the wrath to come you need an exam called IELTS, or they won't let you in.)
I do my best to answer their questions, though I've never set foot there. It's a vast dusty wilderness of dingoes, I tell them, but I'd prefer it to Miami. (I don't understand this obsession with Miami. It's like Jerusalem to these idiots.)
The other day they asked me if Australia is polluted. Well, the Australians pollute it with their presence, I said, but otherwise not really.
Wrong again, Hutton: Australians produce - Killer Fact! - 30% more greenhouse gases per capita than Americans. And what countervailing good do they do that might justify their existence?
1 comment:
You are so incredibly uneducated.
Australia is not a vast and dusty land full of dingoes, you probably learnt all your knowledge from crocodile dundee on television.
There are large municipialities within Australia such as Melbourne or Queensland that far surpass many American or European cities in terms of size and infrastructure development.
Thirdly, we don't want your Venezualans here if they are so sceptical as you are.
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