Yakuzatrina

Via Norwegianity, a slice of American pie from a weatherman still living in 1980s sweatpants. Fake or whatever, it's fun to believe that Idaho weathermen can still punch it in and not blame it on the French, which would be the 2005 thing to do.

Weatherman Claims Japanese Mafia Behind Hurricane Katrina

POCATELLO, Idaho (Wireless Flash) - Here's a theory that's sure to cause a storm of controversy: A meteorologist in Pocatello, Idaho, claims Japanese gangsters known as the Yakuza caused Hurricane Katrina. Scott Stevens says after looking at NASA satellite photos of the hurricane, he's is convinced it was caused by electromagnetic generators from ground-based microwave transmitters. The generators emit a soundwave between three and 30 megahertz and Stevens claims the Russians invented the storm-creating technology back in 1976 and sold it to others in the late 1980s. Stevens says the clouds formed by the generators are different than normal clouds and are able to appear out of nowhere and says Katrina had many rotation points that are unusual for hurricanes. At least ten nations and organizations possess the technology but Stevens suspects the Japanese Yakuza created Katrina in order to make a fortune in the futures market and to get even with the U.S. for the 1945 bombing of Hiroshima.