Dear Leader on torture - Scooby Doo

From Dear Leader's Daily Thought:

hi you no that we gotta find out who is abusin them people in iraq... in secrit prisins... and it is not ours it is the new iraqi govermint we went over there to set up... i was changin the chanel over to the cowboys game and i saw the report about it... they found these prinsers and they had arms and legs broke and heds broke and finger nals ripped out and stuff... and burns too.

and so we have got a real big mistery on owr hands now. because we gotta figure out how them prisoners got abused... damm who the hell coulda done it... i asked karl if he new and he said no... and i asked andy card too and hariette and the did not kno ether.

and i said we better call out the mistery machine to find out this mistery... scooby dooby doo were are you ha ha i sure love that show.

you no now that i think about it how do we even no this is true. they cold be lien... maybe they broek there own bones and riped out there own finger nails... how do we no. so that takes care of that. bye for now.