Where are you, Spiderman?

Neal Pollack teaches his son well.

Well, I thought, we may be raising our children in a country with a "government" that has been utterly seized by the operatives of a shadowy multinational corporation whose only concern is the pursuit of maximum profit, regardless of the loss of human life. But at least our kids will have an interesting reference base. Along those lines, Regina and I are constantly telling Elijah that there is an evil man named George W. Bush who is trying to destroy the world. Elijah now considers "Bush Man" to be a villain, an enemy of Spider-Man's who rivals Dr. Octopus, The Green Goblin, and The Rhino.

"Bush Man must be defeated!" I say.

"Spider-Man can beat him!" Elijah says.