I'm a real Architect. The kind that helps to make buildings. You know, the big boxy things you live and work in.
It started with That Bastard Bill Gates, calling himself Chief Software Architect. What does that mean? He draws the software? Does a dtructural analysis?
But now, the bloodthirsty SOBs that authored (ha! let the writers take the heat for a while!) the Iraq war get to use the title? Why not use some other occupation? Maybe Lawyers, we already hate most of them. Or direct mail marketers.
That's it, I'm starting a one man campaign to get this straightened out.
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Dagnabbit, now this is starting to drive me nuts.
I'm a real Architect. The kind that helps to make buildings. You know, the big boxy things you live and work in.
It started with That Bastard Bill Gates, calling himself Chief Software Architect. What does that mean? He draws the software? Does a dtructural analysis?
But now, the bloodthirsty SOBs that authored (ha! let the writers take the heat for a while!) the Iraq war get to use the title? Why not use some other occupation? Maybe Lawyers, we already hate most of them. Or direct mail marketers.
That's it, I'm starting a one man campaign to get this straightened out.
Well, jeez.It can't be "philosophers" because that means "lovers of wisdom."
How about snakeoil salesmen? That way we can just abbreviate it as "SS" or "SOS."
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