Thursday, May 04, 2006

Why are Germans orange?

Germans love to fake 'n' bake. So much so that the skin colors in late winter are postively alarming -- ranging from jaundice yellow to Tuscan terracotta.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Germans are from New Jersey???

helmut said...

I think it's that Italians are from New Jersey. Germany is in Europe. Italy is in Europe. New Jerseyans are orange. Thus, Germans are orange.

Caveat: never, ever repeat this logic on an exam.