Garden of Phalluses

No, not the Bush administration, sillies. It's a real one, erected in South Korea. It is Love Land.

Now, I have seen the phallus festivals in Japan, marching the Giant Penis through the streets towards the female shrine, but I have never witnessed "...the nipple mountain crowned with pink nubs or the sturdy erect penises that rise up from the goldfish pond like a fountain."

If you visit Love Land, but do not have a date, do not dismay. There is also the "Masturbation Bike" (note the feathers).