Friday, October 06, 2006

Ig Nobel

The Nobel Prize is based on a master-slave dialectic in the sense that, apart from the monetary prize, if society did not treat it as prestigious - even sacred - it wouldn't be. As such, it can often reward fairly orthodox, acceptable research.

It's a damn shame that the Ig Nobel must languish in the Nobel's haughty shadow.

...Fesmire, a specialist in emergency medicine and cardiology, probably did not have a real Nobel in mind when he published "Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage" in Annals of Emergency Medicine (vol 17, p 872). He was, it transpires, attempting to help a man who walked into the emergency room after hiccuping for 72 hours at up to 30 times a minute...

Runaway electrical impulses in the vagus nerve cause intractable hiccups, so Fesmire attempted to block them by stimulating the nerve. Gagging, tongue pulling, sinus massage and pressing the eyeball to stimulate the vagus all failed to stop the hiccups. Then he remembered reading about a case in which digital rectal massage – inserting a finger into a patient’s anus – had slowed a racing heartbeat, an effect similar to runaway hiccups.

"It worked, and the rest is history," he says. [via 3 Quarks]

5 comments:

roxtar said...

Maf54: I can help you with those hiccups lol

Andrew said...

I find that half a spoonful of peanut butter is the failsafe cure for hiccups.

I'm curious that they say that the rectal massage would slow the heartbeat - I'm not sure if it would do that with me.

helmut said...

Remember Bobby Lightfoot's "rectal bleacher"? He came so close....

roxtar said...

I had one of those so-called "digital rectal exams" on my last visit to the doctor. Here I was expecting some high-tech, computerized procedure, and all he did was stick his finger up my arse! My cable company offered me free digital cable and installation, and i told them, "No, thanks. I don't want anything else shoved up there."

MT said...

That discovery has to be the very embodiment of IgNobelity.