Friday, October 27, 2006

Proposing Anti-Gay Marriage

From Bullseye Rooster:
Maybe you can take your congressman out on a rowboat. Just two guys looking for bass. Reach into your tackle-box and find that tiny locket. Hand it over. He’ll look all confused, but tell him to go ahead, open it up. Lend him your reading glasses because that elegant, curvy script can be hard to read. Watch him gasp with delight as he reads, Will you prevent gay marriage with me?...

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