Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Ford, Jr.'s Post-Election Date

Setting back the Tennessean cause of anti-miscegenation, Bullseye Rooster reports,

...The TV spot accuses Ford of being a playboy and exploits miscegenation fears by showing an apparently nude, sexy blonde white woman as she mimes making a phone call. She winks and says, “Call me, Harold.”

After a classy concession speech to Republican Bob Corker early this morning, Mr. Ford stepped away from the lectern and dialed the woman’s phone number, which he had been given by the NRCC. He spoke for about fifteen minutes to a woman he identified only as “Cherry.” Well-wishers and campaign workers stood by respectfully, giving the candidate a chance to “just kick back.”

Mr. Ford, pressed for a comment, said, “Any man — black, white, or otherwise — would have to be crazy not to get in touch with her. The Republicans Jim-Crow me out of a senate seat, shit, I might just post a video of our get-together up on the web.”

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