Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Froot-ee

Bobby Lightfoo0t does some very naughty things to fruit. Phronesisaical gasps in horror,... then chuckles, but just a little. We might be disgruntled. Not sure, reflecting on fruit-eating techniques right now....
An insidgion is made in th' stem of the banaina and a steel ring passed through, attached to a small string that has been soaked in glue and rolled in crushed glass.

Banaina is then swallowed whole with the string held at th' mouth and allowed to pass through the upper descriptive system. At the juncture of the Colon to the upper archipelago an incision is made in th' mid-abdomen that permits the babana to be drawn through and out of the chesty clavity. Bleeding should be quickly staunced with burning poker or solution of lye and styptic. Removing the babnaina so that only the string remains, this is then moved back and forth using the withdrawn string and the string issuing from the mouth in a flossing motion.

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