Best in the World

Lewis Black, via SuperFrenchie:

“The most important part of travel, is when you come home. Because, that’s when you see your country with new eyes. I was amazed to realize that we’re - we’re the only country that - that tells the rest of the world, on a nearly constant basis, that we’re the greatest country on Earth. And that is a little fuckin’ obnoxious! And they know it’s obnoxious. Because, if you were in an office, and there was someone there, who came in every day and said; “I’m the greatest fucker here! And you snivelling shits would die without me! Ahahahaha!” I can guarantee that by the end of the week, you’d have killed him! And eaten him, just to try to possess his power!”