Tuesday, May 06, 2008

A Tribalist Primer

An old piece in the Village Voice by Jonathan Schwarz of A Tiny Revolution, "Why the ____s hate the ____s."
1. They stole our _______!

2. At the Battle of _______ in the _______ Century, they used unfair tactics to defeat us. We cannot rest until the souls of our dead are avenged.

3. Their religion is absurd. Offensive, really—did you know they actually believe __________? And they won't be happy until EVERYBODY believes it!

4. While it's not "politically correct" to say so, science has proven them to be _______.


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