Friday, February 13, 2009

The Economic Crisis Solved in Two Steps

1. Nationalize the banks
2. Institute currency controls on China

Thank you. (Of course, both are politically difficult).

4 comments:

esinclai said...

Helmut = Reductionist

Steve Gimbel said...

Reminds me of a book I loved as a kid called "Scrambled Chickens" which had the following recipe for creating an atom bomb:

1. Get a jarfull of atoms.
2. Poke a hole in the top and insert fuse.
3. Light fuse.
4. Run like hell.

troutsky said...

Then we could make Joe the Plumber the Bank Czar. I don't want their stinking banks unless I get the combo to the safe,thank you.

MT said...

I'm just worried about offending the Chinese people. Talking about a country's currency, helmut!? Have you no sensitivity?