Friday, February 13, 2009

The Economic Crisis Solved in Two Steps

1. Nationalize the banks
2. Institute currency controls on China

Thank you. (Of course, both are politically difficult).


esinclai said...

Helmut = Reductionist

Steve Gimbel said...

Reminds me of a book I loved as a kid called "Scrambled Chickens" which had the following recipe for creating an atom bomb:

1. Get a jarfull of atoms.
2. Poke a hole in the top and insert fuse.
3. Light fuse.
4. Run like hell.

troutsky said...

Then we could make Joe the Plumber the Bank Czar. I don't want their stinking banks unless I get the combo to the safe,thank you.

MT said...

I'm just worried about offending the Chinese people. Talking about a country's currency, helmut!? Have you no sensitivity?