Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Patty Melt, Utah

I asked, genuinely, in an earlier post about why 36-42% of the American population supports Bush. Perhaps I phrased the question in the wrong way. I asked what he has done well.

Read this article in the Washington Post on a little town in Utah populated by Bush fans. You have to read past the several paragraphs on patty melts. Then tell me what you glean from that. I could only take away two things: 1. we're patriots; 2. he's a nice guy. (well, and 3. we're braindead, but that also extends to a larger share of the population).

4 comments:

  1. I think Randolph was one of those places that saw a lot of flying saucers in the 1950s.

    I could be wrong, though.

    CKR

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  2. I was kind of fond of the remark that, "...don't know what Dijon mustard is, and don't care to know."

    In a recent poll, it was found that 5% of Randolph residents know what Dijon mustard is.

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  3. Here's what jumped out at me from the article:

    There have been no funerals here from Bush's war on terrorism.

    OK, Mayberry, we'll get back to you once you've had a flag-draped coffin or two shipped your way.

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  4. I think Bush is doing a fine job for the dead in Utah.

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