Wednesday, July 13, 2005

fruit - fish convergence


When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to realign the fruit kingdom and the seafood kingdom, which had formerly connected with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station of fish and fruit, in order to form a more perfect union, and to establish post offices and roads, it is necessary to present the tuna (yeah, the prickly pear). Quatre, or shi, or more appropriately cuatro, in fact. Count all four of them using your own unique counting utensils with the freedoms endowed upon us by the s'curity of the internets, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. Amen.

Thank you, Sean, for the beautiful convergence.

Remember also, the Safeway tomato has a flounder gene. But is it a fruit or a vegetable? ...Or a fish?


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