Sadly, it was makeup. Even more sadlier, I had to work to learn that. No problem finding out about the potential explosives. But everybody seemed only too happy to let that lingering fear hover there.
But here was the best part of the story, or, I mean, the "really important" part:
"The story here, though, that is really important," Mr. Chertoff said, "is the system worked even at a regional airport in West Virginia."No: fuck you, Chertoff. How--how?--is this an example of the system "working"?
More importantly: even in West Virginia? Hey, asshole, you want a backwater to showcase your achievements? How about New Orleans? Leave the Mountain State out if it, you cocksucking failure.
Barba de Chiva feels a little bit better, now.
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Go, girl.
That was ofltoxo.
Edagbn! (Captcha for "Amen!")
Oh, it's working, alrighty. The Administration's "War of Terror", that is. The fear has spread even to West Virginia, a known hotbed of Al Qaeda sympathy. We're changing the state motto to "Montani semper vaginae" (Mountaineers are always pussies).
I feel your rage, dudette.
Funny how nobody's considering "Vaginae semper liberi."
The Constitution of West Virginia, Article 2, Section 7, provides that: "The present seal of the state, with its motto ‘Montani Semper Liberi,’ shall be the great seal of the state of West Virginia, and shall be kept by the secretary of state, to be used by him, officially as directed by law."
Some state agencies, however, have adopted the gender neutral "Montani semper liber." Don't want to offend the many West Virginia latin-speaking feminists, I suppose. And while we're on the subject, is there a masculine form of "vagina"? Vaginus? Bueller? Anyone?
It's no longer the "government," but "The Party." Lovely.
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