Tuesday, June 26, 2007

No Mercenaries Here

I apparently once gave a blog post the title, "Mercenary Jobs." I haven't done an actual tally of google search terms, but it appears that, by far, "mercenary jobs" is the most common google search that brings people to this here blog. That and "naked people doing naughty things." The "mercenary jobs" hits come from all over - most from the US, as usual, but also many from the UK, Australia, the Persian Gulf countries, and SE Asia.

We regret to inform you that there are no mercenary jobs here. Although you are fine candidates, and we have had to choose from among other excellent candidates, we have found that other items fit our needs at this time. We wish you all the best in your future search.

Don't say we're not helpful, though. Below is the main address to contact for those of you looking for well-paying jobs, mercenary and otherwise. We suggest that you inquire into the availability of the "donor," "good old boy," and "uses for meat" package options.

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500 USA


MT said...

What if Bill Richardson wants a mercenary job?

helmut said...

Good question. And I'd be delighted to have Bill Richardson-supporting mercenaries visit this blog for the incisive Bill Richardson commentary.

On Bill Richardson, that is.

Bill, Bill Richardson.