Reviews you need

It might have been someone different, but I recall two or three years ago, maybe more, reading a hilarious review of a water-pic-type item. Ablogistan gets ahold of J. E. Swearingen's probably incomplete collection of Amazon reviews. Here's a sample:

		Standard Computer Armoire 53"hx42.5"w Dark Cherry Offered by Home Decorators Collection Price: $399.00 Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful: Where's da computah?, September 29, 2005 Hey where da computah at? Hey! Dere it is! Was hidden in da wood! Haw! Hey where da computah at? Dere it is! Hiding in the wood again! Crazy computah! Hey! Where da computah now?!?!