Sadly, it was makeup. Even more sadlier, I had to work to learn that. No problem finding out about the potential explosives. But everybody seemed only too happy to let that lingering fear hover there.
But here was the best part of the story, or, I mean, the "really important" part:
"The story here, though, that is really important," Mr. Chertoff said, "is the system worked even at a regional airport in West Virginia."No: fuck you, Chertoff. How--how?--is this an example of the system "working"?
More importantly: even in West Virginia? Hey, asshole, you want a backwater to showcase your achievements? How about New Orleans? Leave the Mountain State out if it, you cocksucking failure.
Barba de Chiva feels a little bit better, now.