Friday, December 22, 2006

A Christmas Curmudgeonism

Christmas is sick. You know the BMW advertisement that first shows a video of kids who open a gift and screech like little banshees, and the ad doesn't end for, like, twenty minutes? This advertisement makes me violent. I want to kill, to kill Christmas. Now I think I finally understand the war, the war on Christmas. It is true, true after all. Jingle bells, jingle bells.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes a death penalty for all holidays! (But I still want the days off.)