Politics, Philosophy, Fruit
General Bonkers likes puppies.
General Bonkers has never really seen military service.
General Bonkers immediately retracted his statement, now saying that the ball of string is just around the corner.
A spokesperson for General Bonkers later said that the general was retiring from the force in order to spend more time with his family.
General Bonkers has signed onto Fox News as a liberal commentator. Fox said that the radical views of General Bonkers would be balanced fairly with a doberman pinscher's.
General Bonkers today denies ever having said the war on string was unwinnable. He was misunderstood. What Bonkers actually meant was that the war on violent balls of fuzzy threadlike material was definitely winnable.
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