Friday, July 29, 2005

a little laughter before the rapture

From the Onion:

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General
War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

General Bonkers likes puppies.

Anonymous said...

General Bonkers has never really seen military service.

Anonymous said...

General Bonkers immediately retracted his statement, now saying that the ball of string is just around the corner.

helmut said...

A spokesperson for General Bonkers later said that the general was retiring from the force in order to spend more time with his family.

Anonymous said...

General Bonkers has signed onto Fox News as a liberal commentator. Fox said that the radical views of General Bonkers would be balanced fairly with a doberman pinscher's.

Anonymous said...

General Bonkers today denies ever having said the war on string was unwinnable. He was misunderstood. What Bonkers actually meant was that the war on violent balls of fuzzy threadlike material was definitely winnable.